Costas Watch: Day 2

     Forget the First American medal in Luge.  Forget the overspending on Sochi.  Forget the dethroning of Shaun White.  Forget the compelling storylines.  Forget EVERYTHING ELSE!  Clearly, the BIGGEST story to come out of Sochi so far has come from the Fortress of SolitudeInternational Broadcast Center.  Bob Costas, the veteran of NBC Olympic coverage dating back to the 1988 Seoul Summer Games, is out with an eye infection.

     This is a national disaster, people!  Matt Lauer said he'd be back today, but he wasn't!  Oh, Please Lord, help us!  What are we ever going to do without Bob Costas?  I don't know, and we as a nation may not survive much longer without the soothing voice of Bob Costas.  We'll be back tomorrow to see if Costas has returned, and indeed to see if our nation lives to see another day.